Student Union feminists are the new Taliban

There exists in this world a regressive political movement which regards women as weak and inferior creatures unable to take responsibility for their own lives. Its adherents seek to protect women by outlawing their participation in immoral activities like pornography or lap-dancing, and demand that the sight of exposed female flesh is prohibited in public so as not to ignite violent and dangerous desires in men. Motivated by an extremist interpretation of a philosophy advanced by their forebears, they act with an air of divine entitlement that tolerates no disagreement and despises free speech.

One might be forgiven for immediately associating such a description with the Taliban, or various other gangs of Middle-Eastern nut-jobs whose medieval values and iron-fisted authoritarianism have been widely seen in the context of the so-called War on Terror. But this particular group exists a lot close to home, in the form of a self-important lobby of shrieking busybodies who, despite their policies’ striking similarity to those of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, nonetheless regard themselves as both “liberals” and “feminists”.

"Feminists" in the UK claim that visible female flesh is dangerous and immoral and should be banned in public. Completely unlike the Taliban, who claim that visible female flesh is dangerous and immoral and should be banned in public.
“Feminists” in the UK claim that visible female flesh is dangerous and immoral and should be banned in public. Completely unlike the Taliban, who instead claim that visible female flesh is dangerous and immoral and should be banned in public.

Yes, we are of course talking about the Student Union feminists — those privileged, pampered princesses who can often be found in student publications peddling some inane twaddle about how they are metaphorically raped every time a fat guy looks in their direction. Making good use of the copious free time afforded by their unchallenging liberal arts degrees, they creatively re-define terms such as “equality” and “sexism” in an effort to grant themselves the status of a permanent victim whose emancipation will not be complete until the world is cleansed of every word, image or idea that might damage their precious self-esteem.

The latest piece of idiotic propaganda from these deluded dipshits is that the selling of “lad’s mags” — those magazines aimed at young men which typically feature bikini-clad ladies on the front cover — is potentially violating “equality” legislation by exposing staff and customers to inappropriately sexualised imagery. Based on their endlessly-repeated claim that such images are a direct cause of violence against women, an assumption plucked out of thin air which is entirely contradicted by the evidence, they demand that this material is removed forthwith or else lawsuits will follow.

That these people resort to threats and bullying in pursuit of their goals is unsurprising. Fully aware that their ridiculous views have little or no traction with the general public, they retreat from open debate in order to push their agenda through legal manoeuvring and lobbying of their gullible collaborators within the political elite. With no ability to promote their ideas on their own merits, they attempt to prop them up using the only tactic they understand — that favoured tool of politically-correct zealots everywhere — censorship, censorship, and yet more censorship.

The brave and noble feminists who once risked their livelihoods to secure women the rights to vote, own property and seek employment on an equal footing with men must be turning in their graves at the commandeering of their legacy by this shrill mob of freedom-hating offenderati. In stark contrast to the positive and empowering attitudes behind the feminism of the twentieth century, the bleating whiners of today perceive women only as victims, whose delicate vulnerability justifies an increasingly absurd and oppressive regime of illiberal lawmaking. All that their histrionics actually achieves is to so alienate the rest of society that people with perfectly reasonable, egalitarian viewpoints are reluctant to be associated with the feminist cause.

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